Person B: We go to church. We went for Christmas last time. Don't say that.
Person A: Not that. I meant, why don't we go on Sundays like normal Christians?
Person B: We are normal christians. Just because we don't go every Sunday doesn't mean we don't believe in God.
Person A: I know, but why don't we go?
Person B: Well, we would go if you guys weren't so lazy.
Person A: Oh, come on. You never even ask us. If you ask us we would go.
Person B: I don't have to ask you. If you believe in God then you feel it in your heart to go.
Person A: But you don't go.
Person B: So, it doesn't matter what I do or not. If you want to go then you go.
Person A: Yeah cause I can just take myself.
Person B: Listen- Why are you taking a sudden interest in this? Hmm? You never asked before.
Person A: I was just wondering because today I asked Lisa to hang out and she couldn't because she was in church. And so I realized that we never go.
Person B: So, just because Lisa goes to church doesn't mean you have to. If Lisa jumps off a bridge are you going to?
Person A: Mom, it's church okay. Not suicide.
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