Day 5

Person A: Row row row your boat... I really hate waiting. 

Person B: Umph

Person A: Merrily merrily merrily merrily that lady is staring at me...

Person B: Excuse me!

Person A: Oh. E-uh I'm sorry I didn't think you'd hear me. I'm sorry. 

Person B: Well I heard you and I have the right to stare at whomever I please because I am not blind and I have eyeballs and when someone is singing I have the right to look!

Person A: Oh okay. Ha ha yeah. 

Person B: I thought so child. Now you gon leave your bag on the floor.

This one is one of my closest ones to a real life experience. It happened today at the mall. Only when it happened the lady stole my bag and ran away with it. I am not kidding. 

Day 4

Person B: Stop complaining. You know you're hot. 

Person A: Thanks Annie but being my friend means you have to say that. No boy thinks I'm hot. 

Person B:Wow. Yes they do. You don't know how many times I've heard boys talk about how hot you are. 

Person A: How many? Once when that creep was stalking me? That doesn't count. 

Person B: No, not that. So far this week I've overheard at least two separate conversations. And one even told me personally that you looked like a model in that blue top you wore. 

Person A: You're lying. No. It was probably stalker boy. 

Person B: It wasn't stalker boy. 

Person A: Who was it?

Person B: I don't think I should tell you. 

Person A: Why not?

Person B: Well, I think its better if you don't know, you know?

Person A: Why? Don't worry I wont tell him you told me. 

Person B: No, it's just that if it were me, I wouldn't want to know. 

Person A: Oh yes you would. I'll tell you. 

Person B: I wouldn't want you to because I wouldn't want to overreact. 

Person A: What do you mean?

Person B: You know... When people find out that a boy said something about them they tend to over analyze it.

Person A: I won't do that. I'll just talk to him, like normal.

Person B: And say what?

Person A: I don't know. Maybe I'll mention that the winter formal is coming up. Why are you worrying about this?

Person B: Because Liz, I just think that it's a little too early to be asking someone out.

Person A: But the formal is in two weeks.

Person B: Yeah and the only thing the boy did was comment on your shirt. He didn't say that he was in love with you. 

Person A: I never said that I thought he was in love with me. 

Person B: You never said he was in love with you but you will soon. 

Person A: What are you saying?

Person B: Nothing. It's just that I think that sometimes you take things too far. Like with stalker boy. 

Person A:What about him? And I don't take things too far.

Person B: Well, for one you call him stalker boy. 

Person A: So? He did stalk me!

Person B: No Liz, he was nice to you at the beginning of the year and he just happen to have a similar walk to his house as you did to yours. 

Person A:He would follow me home.

Person B: He went in the same direction as you! He was never in love with you. Okay? "You dropped something" doesn't mean "bend over so that I can get a clear view of your butt because I'm obsessed with you"!

 

Day 3

Person A: He was nice, that guy.

Person B: Yeah. Good at giving directions too. 

Person A: Yep... But he had greasy hair.

Person B: I know. He was probably gay too.

Person A: Really? Well, I guess he kind of looked gay.

Person B: Right? I mean, boys don't really dress nicely. 

Person A: Yeah and they don't usually care about their skin and stuff cause he had nice skin. 

Person B: I noticed that too. It looked soft- uh but he's probably gay. 

Person A: Yep. His teeth were really white. 

Person B: Yeah, he cares too much about his appearance. 

Person A: Probably concided.... Were we supposed to turn here?

Person B: I don't remember. Did he say turn left at the store with the dresses?

Person A: I wouldn't know I wasn't really paying attention to his directions.

Person B: Me either. 

Person A: Maybe we were supposed to turn at the food court back there.

Person B: Mhm. You sure? We should go back and ask him.

Person A: Okay but you ask him. 

Person B: No, I spoke to him first the last time. Your turn. 

Person A: Um. I can't. 

Person B: Why?

Person A: Because he's so hot I'm afraid if I start talking to him again I'll do something embarrassing. 

Person B: (laughs) Me too!

Day 2

Person A: Honey?

Person B: Mhm?

Person A: Ahhchooo!

Person B: Ahh. What was that? 

Person A: (laughs)

Person B: I- I can't believe you sneezed on me! Disgusting. 

Person A: No, I- (laughs)

Person B: This is not funny! You're so sick. Oh my. I can't believe you just did that, on purpose!

Person A: You should have seen your face. Oh wow. 

Person B: Are you serious right now? You got snot all over my arm! You asshole!

Person A: Calm down I-

Person B: You don't just sneeze on me on purpose and then tell me to calm down! I could get sick! This is not funny Ryan. Ryan! Stop laughing.

Person A: Okay okay.

Person B: You can't be serious. Oh ew. Look at this! It's all over me! Get it off ! Look- Oh what's this?

Person A: Smart one. 

Person B: What is this?

Person A: It's just gel. I wondered how long it would have taken you to figure it out. 

Person B: Gel?

Person A: Did you think I really sneezed on you like that?

Person B: What? It was a joke! I hate you (laughs)

Person A: I love you too. 

Person B: Wow. You got me good this time. 

Person A: Yes, and I want to keep you. 

Person B: I want to keep you too. 

Person A: I want to annoy you for the rest of - um no- uh- I want to play pranks on you forever. I want to have fun with you forever. You're the first person I have every loved and you always forgive me when I switch your toothpaste with mayonnaise or-

Person B: Ryan?

Person B: What I'm trying to say is... Will you marry me?

Day 1...again

So, I've taken a break from my daily blog. Although it wasn't really a break because a break is what you do to take a rest from something that is hard and you don't want to do. This is defiantly something I want to do. I just couldn't get my self to do it. This time around I hope to succeed in keeping it up for a whole year, even more. I'll have to set rules.

 1. Conversations only! No actions unless I describe how a person says something.

 2. No names. Person A and Person B only. However, if one of the them happen to say a name then it does not matter. 

3. Write the darn thing even if it sucks. Have fun!

Okay so here goes... Day 1 take 2

Person A: Oh I forgot to tell you the funniest thing ever. 

Person B: Okay what is it?

Person A: I can't remember who told me this, or if I dreamt it or something, but anyway I heard from somebody that Ashley told somebody that she had some huge fight with Rachel- you know the one with the boobs.

Person B: Really? Chelsea I-

Person A: Don't you want to know why?

Person B: Humor me.

Person A: Ok so, you know that kid with the braces. The one that looks depressed all the time?

Person B: Sam?

Person A: Oh that's his name? How'd you know?

Person B: Lucky guess. 

Person A: Anyway so they had a fight because apparently they both like him! Can you believe it? Him, Sam or whatever, out of all people. 

Person B: (sarcastically) Wow I did not know this. 

Person A: It gets even better. They both asked him out to the movies! Like really that kind of stuff only happens in the movies. And then he said yes to both of them because he thought that since they both asked him it was going to be some group thing. So imagine their faces when they each thought it was going to be a date and then they see each other there. 

 

Person B: What? Are you sure that happened? 

Person A: Positive. Now let me finish. When they saw each other they just started beating each other up saying stuff like " You knew I liked him" and "You followed me here". It was crazy! They had to call-

Person B: Hold on. That did not happen. 

Person A: Yes it did. 

Person B: No it didn't. Come on. I'm sure thats not what the person who told you said. 

Person A: I'm not making this up. It's hard to believe that a little angel like Ashley would start a fight, I know. Just don't tell anyone okay. I don't want to spread it around. 

Person B: Isn't that what I told you when I told you this rumor two days ago?

 

Day 12

Person A: Raise your arm. See there's a shadow over there. 

Person B: Oh cool. Look at this. I can make a bird.

Person A: Come over here. Lay down next to me, now raise your arm like this. Good, that's better. 

Person B: Oh the bird just got bigger!

Person A: Yeah, cause you're closer to the light.

Person B: Look, I can make a butterfly. Fly little butterfly. Wee. It's gonna land on your head. Watch out!

Person A: (laughs). Shh you're going to wake Mom up. Come, scoot over. I'll show you how to make a fox if you're real quiet, ok?

Person B: (whispers) Okay. 

Person A: So, take this hand and use these fingers to make the ears. 

Person B: Like this?

Person A: Yeah, do you see your little fox? Keep those two fingers together, so there's no gap in between. 

Person B: Can we make something big together?

Person A: Sure. Close your hand like this. 

Person B: Ok. 

Person A: Good, now I'll make the legs with my hand. Now, point your finger up like a trunk. 

Person B: It's an elephant!

Person A: Shh, be quiet. Yes, but you've got to keep your hand and pointed up. Move along with me.

Person B: Wiggle your fingers like you're walking.

Person A: Yeah, I am. Keep your hand straight. 

Person B: I am.

Person A: No you are not. That's not an elephant, it's more like an anteater. 

Person B: I'm trying but you keep moving.

Person A: That's because you wanted the stupid elephant to walk.

Person B: You don't have to be mean to the elephant. 

Day 11

Person A: Hello?

Person B: Mary, I'm outside. Are you ready?

Person A: Who's this?

Person B: It's me. Don't play dumb, we're late. Hurry up. 

Person A: For what? I thought the PTA meeting is on thursday.

Person B: Mary this isn't funny. You have five minutes or else I'm leaving with out you.

Person A: Okay.... I'll get my stuff. Did you get an email saying that the meeting was pushed up or am I just confused?

Person B: Stop fooling around and get in the car! I don't have time for this.

Person A: Are you okay? 

Person B: I swear, If you're not down here in five seconds I'm coming up there and pulling you out of the house by your hair!

Person A: Is this some kind of joke? Bob is that you?

Person B: Mary stop playing games right now!

Person A: (laughs) Joan? 

Person B: That's it I'm leaving. You can walk there. (to someone else) Mary? I thought you were just in the house. 

Person A: Hello?

Person B: Oh my. I'm so sorry, wrong number. 

Day 10

Person A: Jessica! Are you playing games with me? Where are the f***ing towels I asked for two hours ago?!

Person B: I already gave them to you!

Person A: Oh really? Because I don't see them anywhere!

Person B: Then you're blind because I looked at you and put them right on the table. You saw me.

Person A: These? This crap. I didn't ask for this!

Person B: Well, Melanie told me to bring the towels from the laundry room in the cabinet. And those are the towels from the laundry room, in the cabinet!

Person A: Don't lie to me! I know she told you to get me the cleaning towels!

Person B: No, she didn't. She told me that you wanted the towels from the cabinet and I gave you the towels from the cabinet. It's not my problem.

Person A: Yeah, yeah I see. You probably were to lazy to look for the cleaning towels and just got me this crap! (mimicking voice) Oh F her. I don't care. I don't want to help my mother! I'll just throw her this crap so she'll shut her f***ing mouth up. 

Person B: NO! Why are you trying to start a fight? Every time you ask me to do something we start a fight! And it's not my fault. It's yours! Your always making a big freaking deal out of everything-

Person A: We always start fighting because you think I'm your slave! Every time I ask you to do something you half-ass it, so that I have to do it again-

Person B: Thats cause you don't appreciate ANYTHING!! Every thing I do is wrong!

Person A: You do it wrong on purpose!

Person B: No! You asked for the fu-freaking towels and I gave you the freaking towels! Okay. I didn't give you the wrong towels on purpose because I know that if I do something wrong you'll come out like a freaking bear and rip my head off!

Person A: (sarcastically) oh yeah. Don't play with me. You know that we're cleaning the basement today. You know that f***ing face towels aint gonna do shit. You knew I wanted the cleaning towels!

Person B: NO I did not! I can't read minds. I-

Person A: Why the hell did you give me these towels? You expect to watch T.V. all day while your f***ing housekeeper does all the shit for you? You said hey I'll throw this in her face and then sneak off to be lazy on my ass all day long. You're a-

Person B: SHUT UP! okay, just shut up... I told you I don't want to fight with you. You start everything! I hate you. 

Day 9

Yup, I must warn you. This one is a bit melodramatic and cheesy. I don't advise reading it.  But if you do, I'd like you to know that I've been watching soap movies all day, so spare me. 

Person A: You don't understand, they hate where you come from. I can't... I can't-

Person B: It's okay. It's okay. Everything will be okay. I'll figure it out. 

Person A: No. There is nothing you can do. What are you going to do? Talk to her? 

Person B: I don't know yet. Yes. Maybe. I'll figure it out, but that's not important right now. 

Person A: Yes, it is important. I can't just pretend like we're normal people. 

Person B: Trust me okay. Don't lose your head over this. Just trust me. I'll-

Person A: What? Figure it out. Figure it out now! There's nothing we can do. I- I can't see you anymore.

Person B: Why? Why because you're going to do whatever they say? Why can't you just make decisions for your self. You gonna have them control you forever?

Person A: You don't understand.

Person B: I understand completely. You think I didn't sacrifice anything being here tonight. If I go back, I'm dead. 

Person A: It's not the same. You don't know them. If they find out about you. I'll- this, this wouldn't exist. They'll make it as if it never happened. None of it. You never existed.

Person B: You're over dramatizing everything. It's not as complicated as you think it is... We can get away from all of this. Come with me. 

Person A: What. 

Person B: Come with me. We'll go someplace where they wont find us. 

Person A: Run away with you? Isn't that how everyone dies at the end? I cant-

Person B: Stop saying you can't. Dammit! Do whatever the hell you want for a change!

Person A: I want to stay alive- I want- I want you.

Person B: So trust me.

Day 8

Person A: I think she likes you man. 

Person B: No. She's just nice thats all. 

Person A: I don't know man. She seemed just a little more exited than any of us when she heard you got that promotion. 

Person B: Really? No, no she's just a nice person. 

Person A: Yeah but you got to admit, she's just a little bit nicer to you.

Person B: You think so. Noo. Well, the other day she told me that she liked my tie and then fixed it for me when I told her I was nervous about that interview. 

Person A: Yeah, she defiantly likes you. 

Person B: (smiles). I don't know man. 

Person A: So, you gonna ask her out?

Person B: No, she doesn't like me. 

Day 7

Person A: Oh my gosh! I miss you. 

Person B: I miss you too! We haven't seen each other in forever. When are you coming up north again?

Person A: I don't know, you know. 

Person B: Well, next week's break so drive up then, okay? Oh my gosh I have so many things to tell you. 

Person A: Tell me now.

Person B: No, I'll tell you when you're out here. 

Person A: Oh come on just tell me. I know that "so many things to tell you" just mean that something happened with Max.

Person B: Well, you wont find out until you are right here next to me laughing at stupid profile pictures. 

Person A: Oh my gosh! That reminds me. Remember when Max brought his friend over to the attic-

Person B: Yeah, and then when he left we went up and found that picture!

Person A: I know! It was so sad. It had a little poem too. How did it go?

Person B: I don't remember. 

Person A: Go get it! You put it in your Max journal remember! Read it to me.

Person B: Oh my gosh, don't remind me. I can't believe I kept a stupid journal.

Person A: Aw it was so cute. Do you still have it?

Person B: No, I threw all that stuff out.

Person A: You threw it away! Why? We had all our stupid little secrets and tricks inside. You could've given it to me. 

Person B: I didn't want anything around that reminded me of Max, and I couldn't give it to you because you never come up anymore. 

Person A: Something did happen.

Person B: (silence)

Person A: What did he do?

Person B: Nothing, I'll tell you when you come up. 

Person A: Peppers, now I know something happened. You can't just not tell me.

Person B: Okay, but I wont tell you the whole thing.  Promise that you'll come and we'll talk about it. 

Person A: I don't know, I'll try. Okay?

Person B: Okay. Well um remember when we planed a bonfire?

Person A: Yeah, you were going to set me up with that skater dude.

Person B: Right but you couldn't come up that weekend. And then the rack twins bailed cause they only wanted to come for Duke and stupid Duke only wanted to come for you. 

Person A: oh-

Person B: So then it was only me and Max.

Person A: Did you go?

Person B: Of course I went. I was like in love with him and he knew it. 

Person A: So what happened.

Person B: Well... I went. By myself and we-

Person A: Oh my God.

Person B: Yeah.

Person A: You didn't. Please tell me you didn't.

Person B: I can't.

Person A: But why? 

Person B: I don't know. It was just him and...

Person A: I should've been there. 

Day 6

Person A: I just wanted to return this. Is that so hard to understand child?

Person B: Ma'am I've already told you, you can't return this here. You must go to the store that you've bought it from.  It says here that you purchased this at the store in Roosevelt. See?

Person A: No no no no no no. I bought this here. 

Person B: I'm sorry Ma'am but the receipt says that you bought it in Roosevelt. 

Person A: Yes. 

Person B: Okay, so you'll have to go to that store to return it. 

Person A: NO.

Person B: Ma'am, you do understand that you bought this in Roosevelt right?

Person A: Yes I understand. I'm not that old. I know where I went. 

Person B: Well then there is nothing we can do. Sorry, but you'll just have to go to the other store and return it there. 

Person A: No, I bought this here. 

Person B: (sigh) I thought we agreed that you didn't buy this here and that you cannot return it here.

Person A: I never agreed to that.  Don't put words in my mouth child. You and your people are all disrespectful. In my day we did whatever we were told-

Person B: Listen- You told me that you bought it in Roosevelt, so if you want to return it you'll have to go there.

Person A: There you go, yelling at me! It doesn't matter where I bought it! It's the same store! If I bought it there I bought it here!

Person B: I'm sorry but it doesn't work that way. Because you did not buy it from this location, you cannot return it here. 

Person A: But I bought it here!

Day 5

Person A: She's evil mommy, I'm telling you! Eevilll!

Person B: What? (laughs). 

Person A: I'm serious. She's an evil child. She was possessed. 

Person B: What are you saying sweetie? Oh my this is too funny. 

Person A: I'm not trying to be funny Mom! I'm serious!

Person B: Okay. What did she do?

Person A: Well, we were all having fun and on the computer and playing games and then out of no where she curses to me and Jake in Spanish and runs upstairs and comes back with the broom and starts hitting us!

Person B: What? Are you telling the truth. 

Person A: I swear. She looked at us like this (rolls eyes back and bears teeth)

Person B: (laughs) Why? What did you do?

Person A: Nothing mommy. Cross my heart. I was nice to her like you said. I gave her a hug and taught her how to play poptropica with Jake. And she was quiet and nice and she played with her backpack and then she flipped. I swear. She said a lot of bad words. I hate her. 

Person B: Honey. Don't get mad at her. She's new here and doesn't know how to speak English. 

Person A: So? She's an evil child.

Person B: (laughs nervously) Evil child.  Did you and Jake ignore her? You probably played on the computer and left her alone. Am I right?

Person A: No, I swear. We played on the computer with her and we played with her stuff with her too. 

Person B: Hmm...

Person A: I'm not lying mommy.

Person B: Imagine how she felt when she came to a strange house and all of the kids were talking in English. (laughs nervously)

Person A: Well, Jake talked to her in Spanish, and I didn't do anything wrong for her to hit me?

Person B: She hit you? Are you sure she wasn't just playing?

Person A: Yes Mom. She hit me with the broom remember. Hard. Over and over again. Look I have a cut. 

Day 4

 Person A: Just promise me that you wont let her do anything stupid.

Person B: Now, why would I do that Saron?

Person A: Come on, we both know what happens when it comes to you and making good decisions.

Person B: Ouch, you're killing me. Really, how bad of a guy do you think I am?

Person A: Just protect her okay?

Person B: Of course I will. I do love her you know. When are you going to accept that?

Person A: I'm not quite sure I'll ever accept it actually. You put her through hell last year.Just because she can forget it doesn't mean that I can. 

Person B: Well, don't worry about it kay? It wont happen again. And what is it with you anyway. She's a big girl, she can make decisions by her self.

 

Person A: Well, she decided to keep you didn't she?

Person B: Yes, she did. What are you going to do about it? You cant control her forever you know. 

Person A: Gosh, just please... she's my sister. Can you at least tell her not to do it. You know she wont listen to me. 

Person B: I'll talk to her okay. 

Person A: Okay, (pause) Thank you.

Person B: I'm not doing this for you. 

Person A: I'm not asking you to. 

Day 3

Person A: Yeah Charles but what I'm saying is that there is no excuse. I'm paying him. If he were any other employee he'd be fired already. 

Person B: Mike, he's your son. Don't you think that you can let him off easy this time?

Person A: I cant give him special treatment just because he's my son Charles. 

Person B: So are you going to fire him now?

Person A: I don't know. It's his first job. I don't want to devastate him. He tries so hard to be independent.

Person B: True. 

Person A: I just don't know what to do.

Person B: Talk to him, and give him a second chance. 

Person A: I'm not to let him go with just a stern talking to. You know how I am with my other employees. A stunt like that and there out of there, no questions asked. 

Person B: I know, but he's not just any other employee. 

Person A:  And he's not going to work for me forever. He has to know that he cant do shit like that anywhere else. If I let him go easy, he'll think that he can do this all the time. 

Person B: So fire him, teach him a lesson. 

Person A: Charles, he was trying so hard at the beginning. You should've seen his face when I told him he got the job.

 

Person B: I don't know what to tell you Mike. 

Day 2

11:51 Day 2 and i almost missed it. I didn't forget, I've been thinking about this all day and starting conversations in my head. i keep rejecting them. but if Im going to write 365 conversations not all of them are going to be decent, so i cant worry about that right? and its great if i get inspiration, but I shouldn't be thinking of them in my head, the best ones come when i write it as if it were unscripted, as if the people were really saying it. woah, ok 11:54. I better start before its too late

Person A: You were real funny in math this morning. The comment about her butt, I tried so hard not to laugh. 

Person B: Oh thanks. I didn't know you heard me.

Person A: I was just listening. You keep me from falling asleep in that class, its so boring. 

Person B: Oh...uh, yeah it is. Um thanks. 

Person A: So, did you get the math homework?

Person B: Yeah. (silence), Why do you need it? 

Person A: Oh no, actually did you understand number five? 

Person B: That was the one with the- uh we had to graph that one right?

Person A: Yeah. 

Person B: Oh, ok. the answer was I think "C".  yeah it was hard.

Person A: Yeah

Person B: Yup

Person A: Ok well thanks, see ya.

Person B: Um, wait uh, did you get number 7?

Person A: I dont remember.

Person B: Oh. yeah i dont remember half the stuff we do in that class too. haha

Person A: (shrugs shoulders)

Person B: I cant understand anything she says and then she gives us so much homework.

Person A: I guess.

Person B: Like, we have four sheets today. 

Person A: I dont know, i got to go. 

Person B: Oh ok, well ill see you around maybe, haha math tomorrow, yeah alrighty then... 

Person A: (gone)

I'm not sure if the conversations clear enough or if i should at least put titles. Ehh I want people to interoperate it differently. 

Day 1

Person A: You just passed it.

Person B: No.

Person A: Yeah you did. See that turn there? You were supposed go through the gas station to go there. See?

Person B: What are you talking about?

Person A: We have to go all the way around now.

Person B: You think you know everything.

Person A: No I don't.

Person B: You think you know more than me about driving? Ehh? You think you know more than me?

Person A: No. I never said that. 

Person B: Idiot, i've been here a hundred times. I know where im going. 

Person A: No you don't because we're going the wrong way! 

Person B: (sarcastically) yeah.

Person A: Yeah? Im right. You know I'm right, thats why you ignore me. We are going to freaking canada now!

Person B: You think you know more than me about this? You don't know anything. Don't you dare tell me what to do.

Person A: I'm not! What are you saying?  You think youknow everything.

Person B: I know more than you. Its just ahead, see idiot. 

Person A: Fine. Whatever.

Person B: Where the hell are we?