Person B: What? (laughs).
Person A: I'm serious. She's an evil child. She was possessed.
Person B: What are you saying sweetie? Oh my this is too funny.
Person A: I'm not trying to be funny Mom! I'm serious!
Person B: Okay. What did she do?
Person A: Well, we were all having fun and on the computer and playing games and then out of no where she curses to me and Jake in Spanish and runs upstairs and comes back with the broom and starts hitting us!
Person B: What? Are you telling the truth.
Person A: I swear. She looked at us like this (rolls eyes back and bears teeth)
Person B: (laughs) Why? What did you do?
Person A: Nothing mommy. Cross my heart. I was nice to her like you said. I gave her a hug and taught her how to play poptropica with Jake. And she was quiet and nice and she played with her backpack and then she flipped. I swear. She said a lot of bad words. I hate her.
Person B: Honey. Don't get mad at her. She's new here and doesn't know how to speak English.
Person A: So? She's an evil child.
Person B: (laughs nervously) Evil child. Did you and Jake ignore her? You probably played on the computer and left her alone. Am I right?
Person A: No, I swear. We played on the computer with her and we played with her stuff with her too.
Person B: Hmm...
Person A: I'm not lying mommy.
Person B: Imagine how she felt when she came to a strange house and all of the kids were talking in English. (laughs nervously)
Person A: Well, Jake talked to her in Spanish, and I didn't do anything wrong for her to hit me?
Person B: She hit you? Are you sure she wasn't just playing?
Person A: Yes Mom. She hit me with the broom remember. Hard. Over and over again. Look I have a cut.
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