Person B: Mhm?
Person A: Ahhchooo!
Person B: Ahh. What was that?
Person A: (laughs)
Person B: I- I can't believe you sneezed on me! Disgusting.
Person A: No, I- (laughs)
Person B: This is not funny! You're so sick. Oh my. I can't believe you just did that, on purpose!
Person A: You should have seen your face. Oh wow.
Person B: Are you serious right now? You got snot all over my arm! You asshole!
Person A: Calm down I-
Person B: You don't just sneeze on me on purpose and then tell me to calm down! I could get sick! This is not funny Ryan. Ryan! Stop laughing.
Person A: Okay okay.
Person B: You can't be serious. Oh ew. Look at this! It's all over me! Get it off ! Look- Oh what's this?
Person A: Smart one.
Person B: What is this?
Person A: It's just gel. I wondered how long it would have taken you to figure it out.
Person B: Gel?
Person A: Did you think I really sneezed on you like that?
Person B: What? It was a joke! I hate you (laughs)
Person A: I love you too.
Person B: Wow. You got me good this time.
Person A: Yes, and I want to keep you.
Person B: I want to keep you too.
Person A: I want to annoy you for the rest of - um no- uh- I want to play pranks on you forever. I want to have fun with you forever. You're the first person I have every loved and you always forgive me when I switch your toothpaste with mayonnaise or-
Person B: Ryan?
Person B: What I'm trying to say is... Will you marry me?
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