Person B: Stop complaining. You know you're hot.
Person A: Thanks Annie but being my friend means you have to say that. No boy thinks I'm hot.
Person B:Wow. Yes they do. You don't know how many times I've heard boys talk about how hot you are.
Person A: How many? Once when that creep was stalking me? That doesn't count.
Person B: No, not that. So far this week I've overheard at least two separate conversations. And one even told me personally that you looked like a model in that blue top you wore.
Person A: You're lying. No. It was probably stalker boy.
Person B: It wasn't stalker boy.
Person A: Who was it?
Person B: I don't think I should tell you.
Person A: Why not?
Person B: Well, I think its better if you don't know, you know?
Person A: Why? Don't worry I wont tell him you told me.
Person B: No, it's just that if it were me, I wouldn't want to know.
Person A: Oh yes you would. I'll tell you.
Person B: I wouldn't want you to because I wouldn't want to overreact.
Person A: What do you mean?
Person B: You know... When people find out that a boy said something about them they tend to over analyze it.
Person A: I won't do that. I'll just talk to him, like normal.
Person B: And say what?
Person A: I don't know. Maybe I'll mention that the winter formal is coming up. Why are you worrying about this?
Person B: Because Liz, I just think that it's a little too early to be asking someone out.
Person A: But the formal is in two weeks.
Person B: Yeah and the only thing the boy did was comment on your shirt. He didn't say that he was in love with you.
Person A: I never said that I thought he was in love with me.
Person B: You never said he was in love with you but you will soon.
Person A: What are you saying?
Person B: Nothing. It's just that I think that sometimes you take things too far. Like with stalker boy.
Person A:What about him? And I don't take things too far.
Person B: Well, for one you call him stalker boy.
Person A: So? He did stalk me!
Person B: No Liz, he was nice to you at the beginning of the year and he just happen to have a similar walk to his house as you did to yours.
Person A:He would follow me home.
Person B: He went in the same direction as you! He was never in love with you. Okay? "You dropped something" doesn't mean "bend over so that I can get a clear view of your butt because I'm obsessed with you"!
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