Person B: Umph
Person A: Merrily merrily merrily merrily that lady is staring at me...
Person B: Excuse me!
Person A: Oh. E-uh I'm sorry I didn't think you'd hear me. I'm sorry.
Person B: Well I heard you and I have the right to stare at whomever I please because I am not blind and I have eyeballs and when someone is singing I have the right to look!
Person A: Oh okay. Ha ha yeah.
Person B: I thought so child. Now you gon leave your bag on the floor.
This one is one of my closest ones to a real life experience. It happened today at the mall. Only when it happened the lady stole my bag and ran away with it. I am not kidding.
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