Person B: No, I need to get them out now.
Person A: So, close the light. They'll be attracted to the light outside and leave.
Person B: No they wont. They're not mosquitoes.
Person A: Why do you think they're swarming around that light for then?
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: Close the light. Are you listening to me? Close the light I said.
Person B: I'm getting them out.
Person A: Not like that! You're killing them. Stop hitting them. Just close the light.
Person B: I won't kill them. See? I'm just paralyzing them.
Person A: Yeah that's great. So they won't be able to move or get food or reproduce and they'll all die a slow and painful death.
Person B: They're moving.
Person A: That ones limping. They're all upside down on the floor.
Person B: They're fine.
Person A: Stop killing them! Just close the light.
Person B: This is working.
Person A: No it's not. You still have about fifty left to go. If you would just shut the light they'll leave on their own. I'll do it. Stupid, now you made me get up. I was right about to go to sleep and then you had to come here and open the freaking light.
Person B: (screms) Nooo don't! Turn it back on! Turn it back on. They're crawiling on me. Turn the light on! Get them off. They go in your ear when your sleeping. Turn the light on!
Person A ( laughs) Are you afraid of the ladybugs.
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