Person B: Nope, sorry.
Person A: Do you know anyone who does? This is a life or death situation, seriously.
Person B: Yeah Lisa has Mrs. Wilson.
Person A: Ok, do you have her number?
Person B: Sure, hold on. Okay, it's 555- 1456
Person A: Okay thanks. I'll talk to you later.
Person B: No problem, bye.
...
Person A: Oh my God. You gave me her mother's cell phone number! I was so embarrassed. She was like "Um this is her Mom's cell phone number, she doesn't answer this phone. Do you want the house number?"
Person B: Oh, my bad.
Person A: Yeah, I almost died! She gave me the house number, thank gosh, but you won't believe what I did.
Person B: What'd you do?
Person A: Well, I was so embarrassed I wasn't even thinking so I hung up on her Mom and called the number, but I forgot to right it down right...
Person B: Okay so-
Person A: So... I called the wrong number and the person on the other end started yelling at me! She was all like," Stop calling me! Leave me alone! You are slaking me. STOP!". And so I was like "Whuaat? Chill lady, I only called you once!" And then she was all like " Leave my life alone", and then she hung up. I almost died.
Person B: Ok, so you need her house number.
Person A: Yes! Because I didn't write it down because-
Person B: Yeah, I got you. Hold on let me get it. Ok it's 555-7896
Person A: Wow. Okay, thanks. I'll call her right now. Bye.
Person B: Yeah.
...
Person A: I hate you!
Person B: What?
Person A: You did that on purpose, I hate you!
Person B: What are you saying? Did you call Lisa yet?
Person A: No! No, because you gave me the crazy lady's number.
Person B: No, i didnt. I'm pretty sure I didn't.
Person A: Yes you did, because when I called what you told me was her house number the lady answers the phone saying, " I'm serious! You better leave me alone or I'll get you arrested!"
Person B: No...
Person A: Yes! She was all like, "I'm tracing this call and getting the FBI involved!". How did you get this lady's number? How did you even get Lisa's mothers number?
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