Person B: Crying? For what?
Person A: You know, Mr. Cougar Hunter.
Person B: Oh wow. Seriously?
Person A: I know. I'm crazy.
Person B: Hey, if he'd rather go out with Grandma than he's too messed up for you hun.
Person A: How can anyone do that though? How can you - I just can't- I don't understand how you can get someone your moms age pregnant.
Person B: Wow.
Person A: I'm telling you, how can he pass up all of this for an old lady?
Person B: (laughs) If he knew you before, he wouldn't.
Person A: Why didn't he know me before? Why is it that the one time I go insane over someone, he is already on his way to becoming the worlds youngest step-grandpa.
Person B: She has grandchildren? I didn't know that.
Person A: No, but she looks like she does. She's almost thirty years older than him and that's not weird for him at all, noo, thirty years is nothing for him. He's in love. I hate him.
Person B: Donna...
Person A: He should of just told me right away. Why didn't he? What? He thought it would be better to become my friend first and make me crazy and then tell me. You don't do that. You don't just throw something like that at someone. You don't just say, "Hey I should probably let you know that I'm getting married."
Person B: Donna. Forget about him okay. He's messed up. You don't need that right now.
Person A: No, he's perfect and I hate him so much. Why is he doing this to me? What's wrong with- I don't know, I thought he really liked me. I messed up.
Person B: Listen to me, this is not your fault okay. He messed up. He decided to knock up Grandma and now he has to pay for that okay. He can't get you.
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