Day 44

I slipped. I know I shouldn't have and almost got back on it several times, but each time I didn't and then I'd make up some stupid excuse later when I remembered. I hate slipping, the more days I lost the scarier it was to get back on track. Enough of this stalling, I am getting back on it right now...

Person A: Cangaro?

Person B: I think it means babysitter.

Person A: You sure?

Person B: I don't know, but look, the rest of the sentence says that he takes care of the kids.

Person A: Okay, babysitter.

Person B: Kay, so we should write that he shouldn't, um, kill the kids.

Person A: (laughs). Fine with me. How do you say kill?

Person B: You think I know?

Person A: Right, I'll look it up.

Person B: I don't want to do this.

Person B: Yeah, me either. Oh,... cangaro means kangaroo.

Person A: Kangaroo? You checked?

Person B: Just to make sure.

Person A: Kangaroo?

Person B: Yeah, that's what the dictionary says.

Person A: So the man became a kangaroo and watched the kids?

Person B: I don't know.

Person A: That doesn't make scene.

Person B: I know, but that's what it is.

Person A: Maybe he dressed up as a kangaroo. You know, like for his job or something.

Person B: Well, what can we write about that?

Person A: Don't scare the kids? I don't know. Maybe he works for Disney or something.

Person B: Okay. Don't scare the kids. We can even keep don't kill the kids.

Person A: Or don't kick the kids. Are you sure this is right? I really think it means babysitter.

Person B: Yes, it's right. I looked it up.

Person A: I'm gonna see just to make sure.

Person B: It's not babysitter, it even sounds like kangaroo.

Person A: It's babysitter!

Person B: What?

Person A: It says it right here look, babysitter. Right under kangaroo you idiot.