Person B: Hold on.
Person A: Let's make an agreement, okay? Right now.
Person B: For what?
Person A: You want those jeans right? How much are those jeans?
Person B: Uh, I don't know. Look at the tag, maybe sixty.
Person A: Okay, sixty, and my dress is one twenty. So... we will make a bet for fifty dollars. Fifty dollars is good?
Person B: Uh, for what?
Person A: Fifty dollars for- How many pounds do you want to loose?
Person B: I don't know. I don't want to get skinny again. Two?
Person A: Two? That's it? I thought you wanted to loose more.
Person B: Yes, but when I get skinny I look old.
Person A: No you don't.
Person B: Two is good. Why, how much do you want to loose?
Person A: Ten.
Person B: Ten! Are you crazy? No, ten is too much.
Person A: I need ten.
Person B: No, you wouldn't be alive if you loose ten.
Person A: Okay then, seven. No less.
Person B: Okay seven. What is this for?
Person A: You want those jeans right?
Person B: Yes, yes.
Person A: And I want that dress. So, we make a bet.
Person B: And...
Person A: And, whoever looses their desired weight first gives the other fifty dollars to buy what they want.
Person B: I don't want this to be a race. It will take me two months to loose two pounds.
Person A: Two months? I can loose five before breakfast.
Person B: Exactly, I don't want you starving yourself to loose it faster.
Person A: I won't starve myself. This is about being healthy.
Person B: Okay then, so no race.
Person A: Fine, so how are we going to determine the winner?
Person B: I don't know, I'm busy now. Hey, you want to get ice cream later?
I like this! And the repeating in it :)
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